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(proving that the power has already gone to my head by writing the wiki's policy page (killing a redlink, too)) |
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# Fix those typos, for crying out loud! | # Fix those typos, for crying out loud! | ||
# If a sysop takes exception to your edit, he may not only revert it, but set you on fire with his arcane cybernetic powers for doing something dumb. This is called "flaming" in Net-speak and only moderator types are allowed to do it. If you are flamed, stop, drop and roll, or get an Indian chief to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlSDUOmCXEw help you]. Do not retaliate. Reflect on what you have learned. | # If a sysop takes exception to your edit, he may not only revert it, but set you on fire with his arcane cybernetic powers for doing something dumb. This is called "flaming" in Net-speak and only moderator types are allowed to do it. If you are flamed, stop, drop and roll, or get an Indian chief to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlSDUOmCXEw help you]. Do not retaliate. Reflect on what you have learned. | ||
# You can challenge an edit, but the challenged party has the right to choose the weapon for the duel. Commonly used weapons include [http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/wk2.jpg metal gauntlets], [http://uncyclopedia | # You can challenge an edit, but the challenged party has the right to choose the weapon for the duel. Commonly used weapons include [http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/wk2.jpg metal gauntlets], [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050824164351/uncyclopedia/images/c/cb/Sharphamster.jpg sharpened hamsters], and melodramatic s#$@storms of words (too many to link to). | ||
# You know what? Just don't even make the edit. You're safest that way. | # You know what? Just don't even make the edit. You're safest that way. | ||
# Spammers will be rounded up, and shot with a Mercury Bow from 20 yards at sunrise. | # Spammers will be rounded up, and shot with a Mercury Bow from 20 yards at sunrise. | ||
Revision as of 18:18, 16 April 2012
Rules to follow before committing an edit
- Think twice. Is this really how you want to spend your time, editing some wiki? Have you even been outside today? Does the word "sunlight" provoke wistful memories, or even alarm? If so, maybe you should lather some sunscreen on your pasty self and get acquainted with the outdoors. The wiki will still be here when you get back.
- Anyone who creates a redlink while editing, with no plans to write an article anytime soon at that link, shall be made to climb the Tree of Hurting.
- Fix those typos, for crying out loud!
- If a sysop takes exception to your edit, he may not only revert it, but set you on fire with his arcane cybernetic powers for doing something dumb. This is called "flaming" in Net-speak and only moderator types are allowed to do it. If you are flamed, stop, drop and roll, or get an Indian chief to help you. Do not retaliate. Reflect on what you have learned.
- You can challenge an edit, but the challenged party has the right to choose the weapon for the duel. Commonly used weapons include metal gauntlets, sharpened hamsters, and melodramatic s#$@storms of words (too many to link to).
- You know what? Just don't even make the edit. You're safest that way.
- Spammers will be rounded up, and shot with a Mercury Bow from 20 yards at sunrise.
