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From there, given the over-the-top drama and cheesiness of Hasegawa's story, multiple conspiracy theories can be put forward, such as:
From there, given the over-the-top drama and cheesiness of Hasegawa's story, multiple conspiracy theories can be put forward, such as:
*Jamie didn't really become infected, Hasegawa just shot her, because she knew too much (about something), muahahaha;
*Jamie didn't really become infected, Hasegawa just shot her, because she knew too much (about something), muahahaha;
*Jamie didn't really become infected by scratching her leg on a flowering shrub, instead she was scratched by a well-placed needle shot from Mukade, because the WCG wanted her dead (muahahaha);
*Jamie didn't really become infected by scratching her leg on a "flowering shrub", instead she was scratched by a well-placed needle shot from Mukade, because the WCG wanted her dead (muahahaha);
*Jamie didn't really die, Hasegawa merely helped her "disappear" (and later turn into Mukade, muahahaha).
*Jamie didn't really die, Hasegawa merely helped her "disappear" (and later turn into Mukade, muahahaha).


Compelling as those theories might be, it makes sense to play along with the official tale, and assume that Jamie stupidly went in bare-legged, stupidly scratched her leg, stupidly infected her stupid a$$ and was stupidly shot by (stupid) Hasegawa.
Compelling as those theories might be, it makes sense to play along with the official tale, and assume that stupid Jamie stupidly went in bare-legged, stupidly scratched her leg, stupidly infected her stupid a$$ and was stupidly shot by (stupid) Hasegawa.
 
===Murder Or Mercy===
===Murder Or Mercy===
The minutes of Hasegawa's trial would be just as interesting to look at as Kerr's conversations with Hasegawa following Jamie's loss. ("He misses her as much as I do" -- except I'm the one who shot his sister, and he was the one who reluctantly let us go and stayed home with both our kids.)
The minutes of Hasegawa's trial would be just as interesting to look at as Kerr's conversations with Hasegawa following Jamie's loss. ("He misses her as much as I do" -- except I'm the one who shot his sister, and he was the one who reluctantly let us go and stayed home with both our kids.)