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From there, given the over-the-top drama and cheesiness of Hasegawa's story, multiple conspiracy theories can be put forward, such as: | From there, given the over-the-top drama and cheesiness of Hasegawa's story, multiple conspiracy theories can be put forward, such as: | ||
*Jamie didn't really become infected, Hasegawa just shot her, because she knew too much (about something), muahahaha; | *Jamie didn't really become infected, Hasegawa just shot her, because she knew too much (about something), muahahaha; | ||
*Jamie didn't really become infected by scratching her leg on a flowering shrub, instead she was scratched by a well-placed needle shot from Mukade, because the WCG wanted her dead (muahahaha); | *Jamie didn't really become infected by scratching her leg on a "flowering shrub", instead she was scratched by a well-placed needle shot from Mukade, because the WCG wanted her dead (muahahaha); | ||
*Jamie didn't really die, Hasegawa merely helped her "disappear" (and later turn into Mukade, muahahaha). | *Jamie didn't really die, Hasegawa merely helped her "disappear" (and later turn into Mukade, muahahaha). | ||
Compelling as those theories might be, it makes sense to play along with the official tale, and assume that Jamie stupidly went in bare-legged, stupidly scratched her leg, stupidly infected her stupid a$$ and was stupidly shot by (stupid) Hasegawa. | Compelling as those theories might be, it makes sense to play along with the official tale, and assume that stupid Jamie stupidly went in bare-legged, stupidly scratched her leg, stupidly infected her stupid a$$ and was stupidly shot by (stupid) Hasegawa. | ||
===Murder Or Mercy=== | ===Murder Or Mercy=== | ||
The minutes of Hasegawa's trial would be just as interesting to look at as Kerr's conversations with Hasegawa following Jamie's loss. ("He misses her as much as I do" -- except I'm the one who shot his sister, and he was the one who reluctantly let us go and stayed home with both our kids.) | The minutes of Hasegawa's trial would be just as interesting to look at as Kerr's conversations with Hasegawa following Jamie's loss. ("He misses her as much as I do" -- except I'm the one who shot his sister, and he was the one who reluctantly let us go and stayed home with both our kids.) |