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''[The below unfinished initiative is from when the General disclaimer page was planned to be a list of jokes.]''
Please suggest more wild stuff here...
Please suggest more wild stuff here...
;Oni-related (or at least slightly original) ill side effects
;Oni-related (or at least slightly original) ill side effects
:Frogblasting the ventcore, combating the Deadly Brain, going Rogue, kinslaying, STURMANDERUNGing, Daodan symbiosis, Daodan overpower,
:[[Comguy|Frogblasting the ventcore]]
:Surprising Fury, Ecstatic Fist, Unclear Tackle, Striker Spam, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot,
:combating the [[Deadly_Brain|Deadly Brain]]
:excessive moderation, awesome graphics, lousy plot, consistency, inconsistency...
:[[Quotes/Speech#Konoko_has_gone_rogue|going Rogue]]
:[[CHAPTER_14_._DAWN_OF_THE_CHRYSALIS|kinslaying]]
:[[STURMANDERUNG]]ing
:[[Daodan|Daodan symbiosis]]
:[[Quotes/Speech#Overpower|Daodan overpower]]
:Surprising Fury
:Ecstatic Fist
:Unclear Tackle
:[[Striker]] Spam
:[[:Image:EMT - Who's Yer Mommy.jpg|Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]]
:[[OniGalore:Policy|excessive moderation]]
:[[Graphics|awesome graphics]]
:[[Oni2|lousy plot]]
:[[Blam (meme)|consistency]]
:[[User:Iritscen|incons]] [[User:Geyser|istency]]...
:[[Talk:Main_Page/Archive1#Standerds|speeling errors]]
:using words like "convene" in everyday conversations improperly
:using words like "convene" in everyday conversations improperly
:programs that only work for 10 days and 5 minutes
:[[User:Geyser/STFUn00b|STFUn00bing]]
:[https://flylib.com/books/en/2.97.1.80/1/ programs that only work for 10 days and 5 minutes]
:One Minute Oni
:One Minute Oni
:happy mascots
:[[Cat|happy mascots]]
:internet memes
:internet memes
:Sytropin overdoses
:[[Quotes/Consoles#Sytropin|Sytropin]] overdoses
:haikus
:[[Main_Page|haikus]]
:furious gunplay, brutal unarmed combat, dark future, uncertain past, modems on fire
:[[Gameplay#Weapon_tips|furious gunplay]]
:multiplayer
:[[Gameplay#Melee_tips|brutal unarmed combat]]
:[[Outro|dark future]]
:[[Intro|uncertain past]]
:[[Flatline|modems on fire]]
:sideburns
:sideburns
:Easter eggs
:[[Easter eggs]]
:crates
:[[Developer_Mode|crates]]
:HD Griffin
:[[Cat|categories]]
:categories
:[[Oni_(myth)|spitting out the demons]]
:spitting out the demons
:Feeling good
:feeling good
:going deeper underground
:going deeper underground
:change in the air
:[[Outro|change in the air]]
:sightings of Mercury Bow shots in the early morning sky
:[[CHAPTER_14_._DAWN_OF_THE_CHRYSALIS|sightings of Mercury Bow shots in the early morning sky]]
:severe injuries indirectly caused by falling into acid
:[[Quotes/Speech#Target_neutralized|severe injuries indirectly caused by falling into acid]]
:black-eyed teeth
:black-eyed teeth
:voice acting
:[[Quotes/Speech|voice acting]]
:li_center_cursor=0
:[[BSL:Variables#Built-in_variables|li_center_cursor=0]]
:nothing special
:[[Anniversary_Edition|nothing special]]
:reflection mapping
:Reflection mapping
:Xenotron
:[[Xenotron]]
:seven years of bad luck
:[[Seven|seven years of bad luck]]
:[[Quotes/Consoles#Flatline_Zombies|flatline zombies]]
:[[Anniversary_Edition|scope creep]]
:[[User:Gumby|procrastination]]
:[[Oni_engine_patches_(Win)|bugs]]
:[[Oni_engine_patches_(Win)|glitches]]
:[[Oni_engine_patches_(Win)|hacks]]
:[[User:Neo|The One]]
:[[Talk:Main_Page/Archive1#Cherry_picking|sysop wars]]
:[[User:Geyser|English nitpicking]]
:[[Image_talk:Bureaucat.jpg|pointlessness]]
:[[Konoko|getting beat by a girl]]
:[[Blam]]!ing
:[[Muro|bad hair days]]
:[[User:Iritscen|OCD]]
:[[Physics#Collisions|(lack of) PARticle collision]]
:[[Developer_Mode|unsticking]]
:[https://web.archive.org/web/20180101031704/https://messenger.yahoo.com/ long nights]
:uncontrollable lucidity
:[[Media:TXMPPOSTER1.png|HAPéMASK wearing]]
:[[Mukade|ninja battling]]
:[[Graphics#Occlusion|ray casting]]
:[[Graphics#Occlusion|face culling]]
:memhacking
:[[Quotes/Speech#Civilians|civilian abuse]]
:[[Mukade|doppelganger nightmares]]
:[[:Image:RT_BILLBRD2.jpg|Dance Troupes]]
:[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Okn7u_-oVs infinite loops]
:memory allocation
:going back...to the future
:Behold!
:An army of me
:Kidnapping by ninja
:42/6
:Wordiness
:Edit Wars
:Zombie Attacks
:Killer Plants
:Big Greedy Industries
:Horrible punning
:Capitalization confusion
:An inverse relation between the amount of time spent on Oni and the amount of daily social interaction
:Getting in over your head
:Responsibility Shirking
:Systematically Mucking About
 
 


;Randomness that doesn't fit under "ill side effects"
;Randomness that doesn't fit under "ill side effects"
:"I'll Finnish/Swedish/Danish you!"
:"I'll Finnish/Swedish/Danish you!"
:"Don't f##king ''start'' me! - I'll ''finish'' you!"
:"Don't f##king ''start'' me! - I'll ''finish'' you!"
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